Вызываем синий экран

[Jeremy]

Спойлер: screen

#include <windows.h>

#define SCREEN(x) GetSystemMetrics(*x == 'X' ? SM_CXSCREEN : SM_CYSCREEN)

LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure (HWND, UINT, WPARAM, LPARAM);

char szClassName[ ] = "WindowsApp";

const char * BSOD_TEXT[] = {
  "-A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage",
  "-to your computer.",
  "*The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYS",
  "*PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA",
  "*If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen,",
  "-restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow",
  "-these steps:",
  "*Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.",
  "*If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer",
  "-for any Windows updates you may need",
  "*If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware",
  "-or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.",
  "*If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart",
  "-your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then",
  "-select Safe Mode.",
  "*Technical Information:",
  "**** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)",
  "**** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c"
};

void PRINT_TEXT(HDC hDC){
  unsigned char k = 0;
  unsigned short y_co = 30;
  while(k <= 17){
      if(BSOD_TEXT[k][0] == '*') y_co += 23;
      TextOut(hDC,10,y_co+(k*23),BSOD_TEXT[k]+1,lstrlen(BSOD_TEXT[k])-1);
      k++;
  }
}

int WINAPI WinMain (HINSTANCE hThisInstance,
         HINSTANCE hPrevInstance,
         LPSTR lpszArgument,
         int nFunsterStil){
 HWND hwnd;
 MSG messages;
 WNDCLASSEX wincl;

 wincl.hInstance = hThisInstance;
 wincl.lpszClassName = szClassName;
 wincl.lpfnWndProc = WindowProcedure;
 wincl.style = CS_DBLCLKS;
 wincl.cbSize = sizeof (WNDCLASSEX);

 wincl.hIcon = LoadIcon (NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
 wincl.hIconSm = LoadIcon (NULL, IDI_APPLICATION);
 wincl.hCursor = LoadCursor (NULL, IDC_ARROW);
 wincl.lpszMenuName = NULL;
 wincl.cbClsExtra = 0;
 wincl.cbWndExtra = 0;

 wincl.hbrBackground = CreateSolidBrush(RGB(0,0,0x77));

 if (!RegisterClassEx (&wincl))
   return 0;

 ShowCursor(FALSE);

 hwnd = CreateWindowEx (
     0,
     szClassName,
     "BSOD",
     WS_POPUP,
     0,
     0,
     SCREEN("X"),
     SCREEN("Y"),
     HWND_DESKTOP,
     NULL,
     hThisInstance,
     NULL
     );

 ShowWindow (hwnd, nFunsterStil);

 while(GetMessage (&messages, NULL, 0, 0)){
   TranslateMessage(&messages);
   DispatchMessage(&messages);
 }

 return messages.wParam;
}

HDC hDC;
PAINTSTRUCT ps;
HFONT hFont;

LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProcedure(HWND hwnd, UINT message, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam){
 switch(message){
   case WM_DESTROY:
      PostQuitMessage(0);
      break;
   case WM_PAINT:
      hDC = BeginPaint(hwnd,&ps);

      hFont = CreateFont(
         26, 16, 0, 0,FW_NORMAL, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE,
         ANSI_CHARSET,OUT_DEFAULT_PRECIS,CLIP_DEFAULT_PRECIS,
         DEFAULT_QUALITY,DEFAULT_PITCH|FF_ROMAN,"Courier New"
      );

      SelectObject(hDC, hFont);
      SetTextColor(hDC,RGB(0xFF,0xFF,0xFF));
      SetBkColor(hDC,RGB(0,0,0x77));

      PRINT_TEXT(hDC);

      DeleteObject(hFont);

      EndPaint(hwnd, &ps);
      break;
   default:
     return DefWindowProc (hwnd, message, wParam, lParam);
 }

 return 0;
}